note: read no further if you don’t want to hear me talk about underwear.
i went shopping the day after christmas for a handful of new items, one of which was not underwear. HOWEVER (!!), i managed to find some new magical drawers that might turn out to be the most important purchase i’ll make in 2007. that’s right, i found me some magical drawers. they’re made by ex officio, and cost anywhere from $18-$25. yes, that’s a lot for some skivvies that don’t involve lace or or tassles or well placed lack of fabric. trust me, they are worth every penny if you’re involved in any of (or all of) the following activities:
-running
-hiking
-climbing
-world travel (i’m assuming this one…i haven’t left the country since i bought them)
-any other activity where one might produce lots of “there” sweat
-hockey
even though i’m normally a boxer/boxer brief kind of fella, i bought the briefs, thinking that there’d be less material to get in the way while i was doing whatever sweat-producing activity i chose. boy, was i ever right! they’re moisture wicking, fast drying, lightweight and, as i found out last nite, don’t chafe at all. i went for a run after work yesterday and realized after running for 35 minutes, in a steady rain, that while i was soaked to the bone and had, unfortunately, discovered the hard way why distance runners cover their nipples with band-aids, that all of my bits were comfortably held in place, with nary an irritation to be found.
what’s better is that they were almost dry 2.5 hours later. just from sitting in my car while i was climbing. that’s pretty awesome if you ask me. the package claims that you can get by with one pair of underwear across 6 countries in 6 weeks (or something like that). after last nite’s experience, i believe it. wear ‘em, wash ‘em in the sink, hang ‘em to dry, grab ‘em in the morning and go. pretty awesome stuff.
so there you have it, ladies and germs, newton’s first product endorsement of 2007. ex officio underwear. go buy a pair or three.