dear ottawa senators hockey team:
thanks for bringing your “a” game to the predators’ barn on thursday nite. being on the wrong end of a 6-0 ass whipping was just what i needed from you guys to hopefully show the people watching across europe and canada that, despite what you might think, we’re not a bunch of hilljacks and our hockey team is a force to be reckoned with.
if you’d make sure to not leave any marks as you drag your asses out of town, we’d appreciate it. we try to keep a clean city down here.
happy holidays-
-newton
ps-
please let me know where i should send donations to send chris neil to skating, hitting & fighting clinics. i couldn’t find a link on your website, but i’m assuming you guys are aware that he has an obvious need and are trying to address it.
